I've officially kicked off my first day of "loading" with a veggie burger with swiss cheese, pickles, lettuce, ketchup and ranch (That was pretty much the least healthy burger-like thing I could have, being a vegetarian) with of course, my favorite side, fried mushrooms with ketchup and ranch. I ate it all except a few bites of burger, because toward the end what was once a delicious hunk of meal turned into looking like disgusting crap that I didn't want anywhere near my mouth. I'm sure picturing the largely obese dirty woman cooking my food didn't help my situation very much. It's only been about 15 minutes and I'm already prompted to write a blog of Reasons Why I Hate Junk Food, so once I'm starving myself and even later on down the road when I'm fit and skinny with the amazing rockin body I've always wanted, I can come back and read all the horrible ways bad food makes me feel, and knock out my cravings. Although I'm sure at that point I'll rationalize it as, "Oh, well I could use some of that!!" Future self: DON'T DO IT!! FOR GOD'S SAKE, DON'T DO IT!
1- It makes my chest, shoulders and veins hurt. I'm pretty sure that's all the grease and fat clogging my arteries.
2- I feel slow. Sluggish. FAT and waddling. It's hard for me to get on the bed, much less in any kind of sexy fashion.
3- I feel bloated and my stomach looks pregnant.
4- I immediately feel guilty after inhaling such food. While the good feelings last through eating the crap, the delicious taste doesn't last long enough for it to even be worth it! What are fat people thinking? This is awful.
5- I feel like I'm going to vomit. Honestly, if I did, that would probably make me feel a hundred times better! But I'm sure it's already too late. The grease has already soaked my internal organs and is on it's way to seeping through my pores.
I'll be adding to this list as the next few days progress. >:~(
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